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Love cows? A cow calendar is a great Christmas and birthday gift for farmers, cow lovers and those of us veggies who think cows are big, cuddly and loveable.

But a Cow is not just for Christmas: come next year, the cow calendar allows you to choose your own start month and runs for a full calendar 12 months.
Cow calendar pictures below.

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Calendar Girls: Miss January in a new fur coat:


Calendar Girls: Miss and Ms February are two Ladies Wot Munch


Calendar Girls: Miss March in profile


Calendar Girls: Miss April is French kissing


Calendar Girls: Miss May. The youtube tutorial on making you own 'messy bob' didn't quite work out.


Calendar Girls: Miss June, troubled by every little noise in a three mile radius, was going for Ear Reduction surgery after this photo shoot


Calendar Girls: Miss July is too shy for topless calendars so we've gone for the portrait


Calendar Girls: Miss August is a proper horny cow and it's her dream to appear on Big Brother (which could be intellectually detrimental)


Calendar Girls: Miss and Mrs September on a munching trip.


Calendar Girls: Miss October fresh from the Nicky Clarke salon


Calendar Girls: Miss November, armed and cuddly.


Calendar Girls: Miss December has been on a night out with Kate Moss (allegedly). Who's naughty?



Cow prints

Baby Cow

Young cow

Calf print

Horny Cow

Armed and Dangerous

Cow print

Long horn cow print

Cow portrait

Sunrise cow

Cow in the snow print

Baby Bull print

Moo cow

Young cow

Cow print. Three Amigos




















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Cow prints

Baby Cow

Young cow

Calf print

Horny Cow

Armed and Dangerous

Cow print

Long horn cow print

Cow portrait

Sunrise cow

Cow in the snow print

Baby Bull print

Moo cow

Young cow

Cow print. Three Amigos




















Cow Calendar: Calendar Girls

Cows can be the most delightful of creatures. Wrongly portrayed as big dumb animals, they are often anything but stupid and even those cows with a slow churning brain can have interesting and quirky characters (I'll tell a few cow stories when I get the time).

Over the past few years I've built up quite a collection of cow images on my travels, and I would happily describe many of the cows on these pages as old friends, who would recognise us at a hundred paces (even after a winter in the shed) and would come galloping across a field for a few tit bits.

Sadly, many of these cows have moved on to the great cattle shed in the sky (I don't know how farmers do it), but not before they left an impression.

Remember to know your bulls from your cows, stay the right side of the fence and, if walking in the countryside, stay clear of cows with young calves.